Why should we hire you?

You should hire me because of 3 things.
I am not the smartest man you’ll meet.
I am lazy
I talk a lot.

You should hire me because I am not the smartest man in the world. I don’t know much but what I do know I know very well. I may not know the answer to some of the world’s questions but I will never stop asking and searching until I get the answers to it. Now if there would be another question that arise you can bet that I will also find that answer for you or at least try to and/or make a theory of my own and present it to you for your approval.

You should also hire me because I am lazy. Lazy meaning that if there’s a much quicker and efficient way of doing things then I will do it if there is none then I will try and look for one and seek for my manager’s approval so I can use it and try to innovate the already well made system thus making it much more efficient and easy to use.

You should also hire me because I talk a lot. I may rant sometimes but those rants if you take some time to listen may fascinate you. I talk a lot in a sense that when my customer is asking for something I never stop trying to find that answer while keeping them entertained and in a quite cheerful mood without them realizing that they are waiting for their inquiries response. I treat my customers like equals, with respect and appreciation of their time. I never talk down to anyone if I may have then it must be that the flooring of what were standing on is not leveled or I’m simply just too tall or him too little.

You should also hire me because I am an optimist. I see the best in people and try to act on their good nature and try to be as well mannered and nice to other around me. I may not look like it but I’m a pretty decent guy save for 3 things, talker and me being not smart, and lazy.